Tuesday, November 12, 2013

An Unsent Letter

Dear Punky 5th grader,

You are not as badass as you think you are. First off, you are in 5th grade. Secondly, you weigh like 70 pounds. And lastly, it's hard to take you seriously when you are wearing a Hello Kitty hoodie. So shut your pie hole and stop sassing!

Just sayin'.

Love, 
Me

4 comments:

  1. diss'n his rags is a bit mean ... (but hey, if it works, good for you! :)

    I really enjoy your blog - hilarious and insightful. Thank you!

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    1. If you act all macho while wearing something pink and clearly intended for girls, I'm gonna make fun of you. I don't care what culture you're in!

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  2. Send him here....he'll go over well with the hello kitty hoodie,,,,the brothers will love him

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    1. I bet they'll really love it when he tries to rap to some Tupac! I introduced my host sibs to Notorious B.I.G. yesterday. They were unimpressed, and went back to Tupac immediately.

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